IMMEDIATELY AFTER the conviction of the Chief Justice on Tuesday, May 29, the Corona Impeachment Trial for Unity & Solidarity (COITUS) Awards were held at the impeachment court. The Coitus was taped and will be telecast on a delayed basis real soon. Nonetheless, I was able to get a copy of the full transcript of the event. Enjoy!
Senate Sgt. At Arms: All rise for tonight’s host, the Queen of All Media… Ms Kris Aquino!
(Canned applause/ Music: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO)
Helllllooooo! I’m baaaack! Gosh, I can’t explain how I feel right now! Grabeeee! This moment is so much bigger than me and the Cojuangco clan. I’m just so happy. Wait, before we formally begin, can I just share a story? Promise, quick lang ‘to.
I was on the phone with Noy last night, sabi niya, “Kristina, can you please pray for a…
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